"Did you like spooge on the shower door and forget to rinse it off?" - The wife as she is rinsing something (I'm voting conditioner here) off one of the doors.
"Um..." - Me trying not to choke.
"You had to think about that didn't you!"
"I was just trying to remember if I had done that in this shower yet."
"Uh huh, we have lived here more than a day, I'm voting yes."
Is nothing sacred?
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I'm voting that if you have been married long enough, jerking off isn’t sacred. You might as well fess up, or invite her to help you.
Shower door...lol
yeah, i maybe went just a little to far out on this post.. but we shall see how it holds up! lol
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