i hear it's your birthday...

So yeah, today is my 27th. Guess where I am? Work. Fuck. But I do have plans for later with friends and wifey, so yay! I promise to spill any and all craziness that may occur for my dedicated followers :)

And now, the moment you have all been waiting for: Picture Day!

-feel free to comment your thoughts, they would be much appreciated.


this is a shot near one of the oldest cemetaries in my hometown...


now a close-up of the fence :)


found this next to the watertower, cool...



old tombstones, how the dead shall speak...


love how the moss is climbing up the sides...


the light was amazing this day...


fall color changing...


he couldn't see me...


cloudy day darkening leaves...


this little guy is the future Hollywood Heartthrob, already acts like a superstar...


so young...

ode to a turkey...

There once was a bird named Billy, who lived on a farm near Philly.
He strolled through the yard, clearly thinking hard, on the correlation
of the moon and the stars.
Now Billy was a great scholar, for you see he was schooled from a toddler,
in the ways of the world afar.
He gave sermons on Socrates, helped the cows with their fleas, and at night took walks with his girl Barb.
It came one day in fall, as our friend Billy lay quietly in his stall, that he heard on the road many a car. He asked the cat, do you hear that? Cheekily, the cat laughed quite hard.
As Billy sat thinking, that cat's such a retard, the farmer came in with a grin.
Billy thought his was a reign without end. But the famer had been scheming for he took Billy screaming and cooked poor Billy up in the oven.

recommended reading...

1: Density of Souls, Christopher Rice
- Beautifully written, engrossing and thoroughly enjoyable read.

2: Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper Case Closed, Patricia Cornwell
-Riveting.

3: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, J.K. Rowling
- Obviously.

neglecting of the blog...

And I sincerely apologize. I know how many of you rely on my witty repetoire and snarky socio-political opinions to get through your otherwise mundane existence :)

I have been extremely busy and quite overwhelmed with life and stuff. I am glad to say that finally the gods have smiled upon me because our floor project at the new (old) house has been completed and not by my wife or I. I must praise the wonderful people that did such a stellar job on it, the staircase railing, and our shiny new kitchen sink. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You! Let the moving commence (and the throwing out of unwanteds, cleaning old house, painting old house, filling in the holes to China my cute little demon dug)! I'm tempted to change my name and run away to some foreign country, this process seems never-ending sometimes.

I will, I promise, be posting pictures on this blog soon. Not only will you be in awe of my prose, but my art as well. Isn't that swell? If it's not, oh fucking well. Maybe I will make something to sell? Funny that, I'm working on a Dell!

Ok, gotta stop now. My head hurts.

the return of the useless quiz...

You Are a Mai Tai

You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it.

How Do You Live Your Life?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

dude, let there be light and stuff...

My wife is awesome. She installed 2 new front porch lights by her lonesome last night while I was at work and they are smashingly bright! It looks less like an abandoned crime scene and more like a warm home now.

Thanks babe :)