"i must say, the way you load that is absolutely amazing..."

Hello and such everyone! (All 5 of you who read this) I have been on vacation, hanging out with the kid and working around the house the last couple of weeks so sorry for the delay in writing.
Now, without further delay...

Some men are extremely adept at very many things; baseball, driving, speaking, fucking...
Some are adept at just a few; speaking, fucking...

And some have a talent that is beyond compare.

I am one of those talented souls.

I can load any dishwasher, anywhere, better than anyone. Including the owners of said dishwashers.
Now, I know, there are some of you out there who are in total awe of me at this moment but please don't make fools of yourselves throwing praise my way. Or money. Or phone numbers.
Just know that hard and long as you may toil, you could never best me at this feat. Don't even try. I don't have enough tissue in the world to sop up all the tears of defeat.
My skills have been honed through years of intensive and grueling training. I began my adventure with a late 80's model Whirlpool. It was small, loud, and trimmed out in chrome plating. But I taught it to love the large skillets and heavy glassware. It was my bitch. I have since conquered a Kenmore, Hotpoint, and am working on my second older Whirlpool. This Whirlpool, having heard the lore surrounding his distant cousin's mighty defeat gave up easily with nary a rebellious rinse cycle! Oh yes! Dishwashers shall no longer take advantage of their owners. They shall no longer refuse to accommodate those bulky pots and pans. Let it be known far and wide that there is a force to be reckoned with.

That force has a name. He is Dishwasherman!



Check local listings for showtimes in your area. Look for the action figure at a retailer near you. Read the bestselling book "Days with Dishwasher and Other Tales".