Friday, February 24, 2006

the sky is falling!...

Actually, no, that was just the large chunk of drywall from my ceiling hitting the floor. It's a bit soggy and makes a dull, wet thud as it lands. No, we aren't redecorating the living room for that Underwater Tunnel ambiance, the roof decided to take a big ole' crap and shower us with love, as it were. If the fucker burned to the ground tomorrow I would roast marshmallows and sing Kumbaya I swear to God.

Word to the wise and the stupid alike: Stay the fuck away from fixer-uppers. They are the bastions of evil on earth.


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