she said i wouldn't do it...

Oh the glory that is Toilet-In-A-Box !

I believe! I believe! I believe, in the power of all things convenient! A few weeks ago I discovered something so perfectly perfect and long desired by many, I don't know what to do with myself! (GIDDILY SMILING ABOUT THIS)
So here we are in the middle of this huge re-conditioning if you will ( it's not really a remodel but you know). So anyway, big-box store A and big-box store B have become our second homes away from home and devourer of all things monetary. Each time we go there it's an exercise in pursuit of making the "final" purchase. You know the one. The "It is finally fucking over" purchase. Sadly, we are not to that point yet and I fear that it is going to forever elude me. That fucker just keeps moving on ahead and I'm left chasing its ass like I just dropped my phone in the bowl and am diving for it hoping to God it doesn't go down with the turds whose fate is to be broken in half going around the corner in the trap. Poor defenseless turds.
This week we will attempt to install our laminate flooring in the living room. I am hoping to accomplish this without too much hassle. By the way, the living room colors look mucho bueno! I will post pics soon.
The next project after we move in, which is the reason for this post, is the downstairs guest bath. Picture dried-egg-yellow sink and toilet from the Cleaver residence with dusty-dried-egg tiles and that would be about right. Yuck. So the wife ripped that shit off the walls whilst sitting on the loo. She was bored. What can I say? I need convenience, it sustains me. Thank you God for Toilet-In-A-Box!

I've told all my friends and some family about this wonderful addition to the home improvement supply arsenal. Now I have told you, internet.

P.S. Don't forget to check out Sink-In-A-Box!