Thursday, July 06, 2006

Finding out you're still a bad person...

"Hey look, it's the one-armed security guard again," the wife said.

"Do you think she carries a gun?"

"I wonder if you could have one arm and still be a policeman?," she says.

"But what if she has to use a flashlight, too? How would she hold them both?," I ponder.

I turn to the wife and answer my own question, "I bet she juggles."

2 comments:

Nihilistic said...

If you only have one hand, is it still considered juggling? Or is it just tossing?

cha said...

hmm. i never considered that one!