ode to a turkey...

There once was a bird named Billy, who lived on a farm near Philly.
He strolled through the yard, clearly thinking hard, on the correlation
of the moon and the stars.
Now Billy was a great scholar, for you see he was schooled from a toddler,
in the ways of the world afar.
He gave sermons on Socrates, helped the cows with their fleas, and at night took walks with his girl Barb.
It came one day in fall, as our friend Billy lay quietly in his stall, that he heard on the road many a car. He asked the cat, do you hear that? Cheekily, the cat laughed quite hard.
As Billy sat thinking, that cat's such a retard, the farmer came in with a grin.
Billy thought his was a reign without end. But the famer had been scheming for he took Billy screaming and cooked poor Billy up in the oven.