supercalifragikickyourass...

Two things.
1: It's turned fucking frigid here!
2: Do all public schools suck as much as my town's?

Ok, I wanted some cooler weather but this is crazy! It was 90 F last week and yesterday? Yesterday, as I was leaving work my balls booked a flight to Hawaii. I told them I couldn't go. They didn't care. Bastards, both of them.

Is it really so much to expect that my child receive a quality education without fear of being picked on by teachers and students alike? Apparantly so. Who knew? Last year, kindergarten, he did pretty well. There were a few days where he had some issues with attention and following direction. Nothing major. Ended the year with good marks. Now, oh yes, now. 1st grade has come along and let me tell you. My kid is the antichrist. He has been sent home with comments regarding talking, playing around in the halls, and sticking his little paws in other people's food. That's just in the last week and a half. Hmm.. something doth strike me peculiar. When did he become the Son of Satan? I mean really did I miss a memo? Granted I have wanted to hurl him to the nether regions on more than one occasion but I am feeling this is excessive. Today I picked him up from the line as usual, look in his folder and lo and behold! Another mark! NO! Wait! There are two marks this day. His little smiley face now has the X of death on it!! My little demon was involved in TWO crimes it seems. Today's infraction was The Hitting in the Hallway. My son's class was headed to the art room and some punk in line decides it's a good idea to hit my kid. Now, here is the part that I will not normally condone: son hits him back... not hard mind you but hitting none the less. Yep, you guessed it, graffitiness of the smiley face. Well. I had had enough of this. Off to the see the principal. So, Son relates the story of what happened and there it is. He drops the name. A name I shall not repeat but just look at this lovely little number by DODGE. Asshole, who thinks it's funny to mess with my kid. Let me tell you what you little turd, I will hunt you down and power ranger your ass buddy! seems to have a propensity for harrassing other kids. You see yesterday the son came home with a mark on his smiley face because he was struggling with see above who was trying to take from my kid the library book he had so rightfully picked out not moments before. Instead of taking care of the problem, ie: asshole, by keeping him away from my son and not letting him instigate something they just reprimand the both of them. I really hate that. It was not fair when I was in school and guess what! Still isn't. I know it is not major issues right now, but as this kid gets older, he is more than likely going to become a bully. If his parents can't or won't control him? My kid knows Tai Kwon Do dirtbag.