they call me cha.

have you heard this...

2008-04-16T15:47:00.000-07:00

OK, so right this very instant I'm listening to some righteously fucking cool tunege. Namely, Nellie McKay. First heard her music on the Weeds soundtrack, "David", and let me tell you I am blown away with the coolness of it all! She's got a sense of rhythm akin to Lily Allen and delivery up there with Sophie B. Hawkins all wrapped up in a catchy, jazzy mess. Absolutely love it.Any self-respecting

excuse me, sir...

2008-02-29T13:24:00.000-08:00

I was lost in the Amazonian jungle for 6 months...I had been kidnapped by Chechyn rebels and forced into a labor camp of former American Idol losers...No. I was trapped in a hot air balloon 2 miles above the ground due to a rare, but altogether too-common wind vortex that kept me circling the same 4 foot square spot. Okay, okay, okay... I was really back-packing through the Northwest Territories

commander, schmander...

2007-05-03T03:10:00.000-07:00

What the fuck? I'm the "Commander Guy"? You have got to be shitting me! How old is our dear leader this week? 6? I have had it up to here with all the shit this guy piles on us every time he gets the chance. This week we had the troop withdrawal bill passed by the House and Senate, then sent to numbnuts to spill veto all over it. Him all the while calling the Dems out for being obstructionists

since when did spring=cold as fuck?

2007-04-06T20:28:00.000-07:00

Snow. Snow all last night. In Arkansas! WTF?!?!?!Granted it stuck around about as long as an orgasm but not nearly as much fun. I am all kinds of familiar with the weather patterns of my home state but it's April not February (hey look, I spelled it right!) and I can definitely do without wearing my winter coat and Bahama shorts. At the same time. So fucking cool you don't even have to tell me.I

cha, unplugged...

2007-03-13T00:46:00.000-07:00

I am sucking at blogging, at least lately. I haven't taken time to sit down and compose a coherent thought in a long while. And I'm pretty sure right this instant isn't the time to start seeing as how I have only had about 24 hours of sleep in the last week. Just a little loopy at this point. I could almost agree with a Republican. Wait, was that a pig I just saw fly by? Silly me!For now, I just

and he means that in the nicest possible way...

2007-01-24T23:43:00.000-08:00

"you know the other night, when we were all sitting around eating salsa L made?""yeah, what about it?""you remember that you were eating mexican that night? and had a bag of chips that came with it?""yeah, where is this going?""you know how we ran out of chips, and no one had any stashed in their desk that night?""yeah?""you know when L said, "hey! T had some earlier. and remember how when we

state of fear...

2007-01-14T21:58:00.000-08:00

I know many of you out there reading the blogs, listening to the radio commentaries, or watching the news agree with me and with many of our Reps in the House and Senate, when we assert that the President no longer has the confidence of the American population (not that he ever had much of it and what he did have, didn't last long). He has shown again his stubborn refusal to accept reality this

Oooohhh, Aaaahhhh...

2007-01-10T02:16:00.001-08:00

Like the new look? Let me know what you think!

now showing...

2007-01-10T00:47:00.000-08:00

I'm relatively easy to please most of the time. Give me good food, friends, my family and enough sleep and I'm about the most easy-going guy around. There are few things in life that I enjoy more though than a kick-ass movie . I love going to the movies. I like to become involved, intensly involved depending on what I'm watching. The better the movie the more engrossed I become. I love the effect

i like it crunchy...

2006-12-20T01:40:00.000-08:00

No, not peanut butter. Unless it's peanut butter with the broken bones from the back legs of that deer I plowed over last night. Now, that would be some crunchy of a different sort.It is definitely a shock I never want to experience again. I mean, I'm driving along right? All content and warm in my trendy hatchback SUV-sortaish wagon (which is not even paid off yet), when off to my left I see

rockin' around the christmas tree...

2006-12-05T03:45:00.000-08:00

It has begun. The countdown to end all countdowns! I'm hoping this year is a great one for you and yours! Merry Christmas! and a Happy New Year!

and Rethuglicans wept...

2006-11-08T00:00:00.000-08:00

Eat this Bush!

stamps, schmamps...

2006-11-07T02:26:00.000-08:00

I have to confess something to you all. I feel that our relationship as blogger and bloggee can really go no further until I get this out in the open. You see a relationship built upon trust can not be fully realized if one party is not completely open and honest. So for that reason I implore you all to have open hearts and minds and try to understand...My name is Cha, and I collect gift

time to start calling the shots...

2006-10-23T00:58:00.000-07:00

We've finally come to it. Election time. Thank God.Two years ago, our country was given the opportunity to change the course of it's fate for something better. To choose leadership with goals of reason not madness. Sadly, the voices of those supporting that change were drowned in a sea of fear, self-loathing, and ignorance. Conservative train-wreck legislation implored everyone who wanted to

worst luck in the f'in world...

2006-09-19T00:58:00.000-07:00

Five minutes after scarfing down a huge spinach salad, which by the way was awesome. Co-worker reads aloud this headline: "FDA recalls all bagged spinach due to E. coli contamination."Nothing more appealing than the prospect of stomach cramps and a probability of death!

a state like no other...

2006-09-10T23:03:00.000-07:00

Over at Dooce, Heather wrote a piece describing the ramblings of an unknown guy doing his best to distill the world's supply of grain alcohol through his selfless liver on Jon's cell phone. It reminded me of my own morally deficient adventures in brewery land. I got drunk for the first time when I was 18 years old. I was living in an apartment with 3 other people, dropped out of college and

like the weather...

2006-09-06T04:09:00.000-07:00

It's starting to turn cooler in my neck of the woods and that can mean only one thing.That's right, chili my friends. Food of the Gods.Here's my own recipe for this glorious conglomeration of beef and stuff:Cha's Famous Chili1-1.5 lb. ground beef- no more than 85/15 lean1 medium to large onion (chopped)4-5 tablespoons McCormick Chili Seasoning1 tablespoon McCormick Fajita Seasoning2 16 oz. cans

taking the long way...

2006-09-04T16:12:00.000-07:00

Let's start this off with an announcement.I'M EMPLOYED! Took long enough, huh? I thought so too.Here's a quick recap for those just joining us. I was fired on April 6th from my hella good paying job for reasons sinister. By June I had reached a state of anxiety so high if you flicked me, my entire body would hum like a tuning fork. Come July I had all but given up on ever being employed again.

stuck in neutral...

2006-07-21T08:11:00.000-07:00

I wrote a few months ago about losing my job thanks to my own stupidity. Since then I have been firing off resumes like a 4th of July fireworks show, mostly to no avail. I had a promising interview about a month ago with Build-A-Bear for a management position, Ms. Bear Rep told me I would hear something in July. Well, July is almost over with and the phone hasn't rung yet. I'm not holding my

Finding out you're still a bad person...

2006-07-06T21:02:00.000-07:00

"Hey look, it's the one-armed security guard again," the wife said."Do you think she carries a gun?""I wonder if you could have one arm and still be a policeman?," she says."But what if she has to use a flashlight, too? How would she hold them both?," I ponder.I turn to the wife and answer my own question, "I bet she juggles."

monkey see, monkey do...

2006-06-29T22:49:00.000-07:00

Monkeys rock-

pardon me, while I hurl...

2006-06-24T14:05:00.000-07:00

The grossest thing I have ever heard:Our dog going to town snout down between her legs. Imagine something akin to a pig rooting in mud, your toothless uncle gumming pudding with his mouth open, and the half-clogged drain in your tub sucking that last inch of water down the pipes. All at the SAME TIME!

the monster that lives in the toilet...

2006-06-14T14:38:00.000-07:00

Yesterday while wandering around Lowe's, my son's half-brother (I know very complicated, I have one child and his mother is now remarried with a second, who we keep during the day for her while she is at work), began doing the hunched-over-I-am-pretty-sure-the-buick-in-my-ass-is-in-drive-dance. I rushed him to the restroom, which of course, was on the other side of the store, completely in the

of course we are completely rational adults...

2006-05-22T19:51:00.000-07:00

Since discovering the guilty pleasure of Art Car mania, we have become nothing short of groupies. The weekend following our foray to Eureka Springs, the wife and I pile into the Pontiac and trek our happy asses to Texas. Houston, Texas, for the Orange Show's Everyone's Art Car Parade 2006!!We arrived the day before the event late in the evening and got up the next morning to head off to the park.

marketing strategy, part 2...

2006-05-22T16:51:00.000-07:00

Um, it's failing as far as I can tell. Site traffic is pretty much the same, maybe a few more hits. Maybe given some more time, also I have a flickr page now, that may bring in some new readers. Fingers crossed. Upcoming: Savannah, GA here I come, sun and sand, and great food. Will be arriving on Sunday the 28th. Can't wait!

when you know you're a very bad person...

2006-05-21T08:19:00.000-07:00

After pointing out the one-armed security guard for a factory in our town, my wife had this to say."I bet the story of how that happened is not a happy one.""Yeah, you're probably right."I'm not sure when we're going, but the handbasket arrived this morning.

long ago and far away...

2006-05-20T12:24:00.000-07:00

I was recently asked to write a short essay of sorts on a favorite memory of my grandparents for their fiftieth wedding anniversary. It turned into over two pages. It was well received and I think I would like you all to be able to read it. Enjoy :)Memories of GrandparentsWhat is my favorite memory of my grandparents? That's a tough one. When I was first approached to do this, my initial thought

Post post post post post...

2006-05-20T12:20:00.000-07:00

I promise I will have several posts coming soon. Life has been hectic and I have been unmotivated it seems lately.Apologies all around.Cha

diese parade ist gut, ya...

2006-05-19T06:11:00.000-07:00

So many weekends, so little time. You know how it is, your company fucks you over for five years, then sends you packing. You spend those five years giving up precious weekends for a 4 day work week. You don't want to think about all the places and events you've missed (they occurred on weekends, you see). Did I mention that the four day work week took place on the weekends (Thursday through

the idiot's guide to the galaxy...

2006-05-09T16:04:00.000-07:00

Posted over at Daily Kos yesterday.I am still amazed on a daily basis just how crazy people like Dobson, Falwell, and Robertson really are.Wonders never cease :)

marketing strategy...

2006-05-03T09:33:00.000-07:00

In an effort to increase this site's traffic, I have devised a simple, yet ingenious, plan. I shall list the names of high-profile people, places, things, and events in totally random order as an entire post. Hopefully, through random internet searches, people will be directed here. Should this mission fail, I will go back to writing snarky missives for the few who actually stumble onto my little

pump up the volume...

2006-04-29T11:20:00.000-07:00

One of the perks of being unemployed (did I just say that?!) is the ability to go to the movies at any time you want. Say, right before dinnertime, on a Tuesday, after catching up on some highly involved reading on the crapper. Yes, it's true! Anytime. That was exactly what I did this week. Well, it was after dinner, but you get the idea.Wife and I went to see Silent Hill, Ba-by! I really liked

peanut butter, baby!...

2006-04-27T10:48:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I finally gave up looking for that damn jar of crunchy peanut butter and just bought a new one. It's chained to the cabinet door. Let's see that fucker try and run this time.

will work for...

2006-04-27T10:37:00.000-07:00

Ok, it is now week 3 since I lost my job. I am still unemployed. Bummer and stuff. It is really sad the quality and quantity of jobs here in Arkansas. I didn't think it would be this long trying to become gainfully employed again! I have put in my resume to several companies, my favorite being this :)Onward ho I say!I'll keep updating, at least until I have to sell my laptop to buy milk for the

a new day dawns...

2006-04-11T20:40:00.000-07:00

It has come to my attention recently (read April 7) that it can, in fact, happen to me.Fired! Let Go! Terminated! You're out Here! Your Services Are No Longer Needed!Life generally sucked for me that day. It has slowly gotten a little better each day since. I'm still in the process of looking for work now, but I have been enjoying the time off :) I don't know if I should feel a certain amount of

Walmart: 1, American Family Association: 0

2006-04-06T21:06:00.000-07:00

Heh, Walmart just gave these fascists a big-ole' FUCK YOU!

have you looked under the couch...

2006-03-24T00:15:00.000-08:00

I am at a loss; or rather, I am the victim of loss. Have you ever misplaced something, not of any particular value, but nonetheless you would like to know where it is? I have been through this on occasion, you know the car keys, wallet, shoes, kid (ok, so I haven't misplaced my kid anywhere). Except for that one time at the...well anyway, we won't get into that.Where was I?OH! Yes, the subject.I

2006-03-11T17:27:00.000-08:00

I. Am. Bored.Work this weekend has been slllllooooooowwwwwwww w w w w w. Did I mention the slowness of the work? Right.So I have been tossing around an idea to write a book for awhile now. I had a lot of trouble coming up with themes for it, would decide on one, toss it, then another. I have finally nailed it down and will be starting the rough draft of it maybe tomorrow night depending on how my

I really couldn't have said it better myself...

2006-03-02T20:20:00.000-08:00

This posted in the comments section of Steve's post on March 1st, titled "Bush knew Katrina was coming". Absolutely appalling, but as has been the case for several years now, nothing we didn't already know.Posted by LowerManhattanite 03.01.06 - 11:56 pm - "Well. Well, well, f*cking-well. What have we here? It is said...that a "picture speaks a thousand words". Much like the infamous snap of the

the sky is falling!...

2006-02-24T21:39:00.000-08:00

Actually, no, that was just the large chunk of drywall from my ceiling hitting the floor. It's a bit soggy and makes a dull, wet thud as it lands. No, we aren't redecorating the living room for that Underwater Tunnel ambiance, the roof decided to take a big ole' crap and shower us with love, as it were. If the fucker burned to the ground tomorrow I would roast marshmallows and sing Kumbaya I

got a new toy...

2006-02-18T14:27:00.000-08:00

And the wife is probably going to strangle me. Maybe. But, I bet she likes it:)

Ok, so changing the site address...

2006-02-17T03:45:00.000-08:00

Dang that was kind of a bitch! Kept screwing up the title. Anyway here we are. I thought the hyphenated web address was a little tedious so there is the reason behind the move.Enjoy :)

Dick sprays fellow shooter, news at 11 or whenever the hell we feel like it...

2006-02-17T00:48:00.000-08:00

Ok, so let's recap a little here.First, Bush and Co. stole the 2000 election and were given the WH by the SOTUS.Then, Bush was reading with his classmates when some wackos pulled a crash and burn.Next, we have the Call To War! Yes, folks these bastards are all out to get us so we have to get them first. Typical asshole bully behavior.Let's not forget our illustrious leaders listening in on the

"i must say, the way you load that is absolutely amazing..."

2006-02-10T21:30:00.000-08:00

Hello and such everyone! (All 5 of you who read this) I have been on vacation, hanging out with the kid and working around the house the last couple of weeks so sorry for the delay in writing.Now, without further delay...Some men are extremely adept at very many things; baseball, driving, speaking, fucking...Some are adept at just a few; speaking, fucking...And some have a talent that is beyond

the movie rocked as does the new cola...

2006-01-26T23:10:00.000-08:00

So we saw Brokeback Mountain last Sunday. It was awesome. The producers and director did a wonderful job staying true to the original short story by Annie Proulx. I urge you all to go out and see this! If you don't I am soooo telling :)I am totally addicted to this.It makes me happy! Drink it!It will make you happy! too.

no you won't go blind...

2006-01-20T01:04:00.000-08:00

"Did you like spooge on the shower door and forget to rinse it off?" - The wife as she is rinsing something (I'm voting conditioner here) off one of the doors. "Um..." - Me trying not to choke."You had to think about that didn't you!""I was just trying to remember if I had done that in this shower yet.""Uh huh, we have lived here more than a day, I'm voting yes."Is nothing sacred?

crunch time...

2006-01-20T00:31:00.000-08:00

As in being crushed to death with a large, heavy, slab, of Natural Gas.2550 square feet of home: Pretty f'ing great.50 year old windows: Not so pretty f'ing great.2 months of gas bills totalling $750: I need an oxygen mask now.Becoming a whore on D Street to buy sweaters: Priceless.

and behind this curtain, the review!...

2006-01-18T06:07:00.001-08:00

I have been reviewed, my friends out there in the ether :) Let's get a little taste of Teh Blogfather's medicine."Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaw! Ladies and gents, it's been a while 'cause I had to travel, but I have a grenade in one hand and a Fanta in the other so lets get this show started! Now get naked, run around a fire and do the cha-cha-cha dance as we put our hands together for Chaaaaa "Tha

wow, we found our shoes...

2006-01-13T18:09:00.000-08:00

I have just been pleasantly surprised. Hell, even very surprised. It's in my profile but I don't know how many of you have noticed that I live in Arkansas. Specifically NW Arkansas. Now granted we have for a very long time been the butt of jokes revolving around hillbillies and kissin' cousins and for very good reasons. Only in the last decade or so have we finally evolved enough to be considered

I so want this blown up and put on a wall...

2006-01-13T01:46:00.000-08:00

ahhh, welcome to the '06 edition...

2006-01-05T17:14:00.000-08:00

I am finally feeling human again! 'Bout time I say :)Did everyone have a great holiday? A just ok one? Alright, a plain, ole' shitty one? Let me know. Mine was pretty good (even with the four days of porcelain throne worship). I had bruises on the backs of my thighs due to that. I know everyone definitely wanted to know that, which is why I told you. Now, don't you feel special?Soooo, I have

from bad to worse...

2005-12-30T03:31:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the delay in any worthwhile posting as of late. I have been fighting illness for about 3 weeks now. It's been exhausting working and trying to do things around the house. Hopefully before the weekend is out I will grace this site with my presence again in lengthier terms. Until then...So how was everyone's Christmas this year? I hope you all got what you wanted and also least

opening it up...

2005-12-23T21:13:00.000-08:00

Alright, I'm getting picked on by my co-workers at the moment. Me thinks the can of whoop-ass must be opened.

wishing you and yours...

2005-12-23T02:20:00.000-08:00

From the land of cha, have a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year :)Yes, I said Christmas not holiday! That's right folks..did you think I'd be politically crapped? Nope, not this blogger. I love Christmas and by God if I want to wish every person I meet a Merry Fucking Christmas I will. So there.So, um, eat some turkey for me will ya? I will be working until Saturday night. Such is life, no?

again with the props...

2005-12-17T20:01:00.000-08:00

I just came across this woman's blog tonight. She has entered one post and I put the first comment on. Don't let me be the last, she can use the support.

a blog reviewed, almost...

2005-12-16T21:11:00.000-08:00

Ok, so the wizard behind the ring, Teh Blogfather, has just dubbed me 'Cha "Tha Sarcasminator" Entertainmanator', and folks that's pretty fucking hard to say! We are awaiting his full review of the site here, I hope it is to his liking. That being said, if you don't hear from me for a few days (you know, like tomorrow?) start a search party cause my cold, dead body will probably be under some

ooohhh the hatred that is this job...

2005-12-10T17:25:00.000-08:00

I'm going on 8 hours of listening to people (drivers) bitch about how much they (drivers) hate our company. We don't care about them (drivers), we never listen to them (again, drivers), we never give them (drivers, duh) enough miles to feed their (you get the picture, drivers) families, and, and, and.. oh fuck it! Shut the hell up!People if you hate us this much and you cannot make any money here

and so it begins...

2005-12-08T01:52:00.000-08:00

First snow of the season here at home, it's all downhill from here :)

zip tie Nazis...

2005-12-01T21:33:00.000-08:00

So my little dog can dig. No. She can really dig. That fucker can put the auger on an oil platform to some serious shame. I had to walk to the back of my yard a few days ago to retrieve a cat that had inadvertently snuck out and nearly broke my neck stepping into a hole deeper than some trenches in the Atlantic. The only thing saving me from going down was that huge-ass Mongolian with the big hat

i hear it's your birthday...

2005-11-26T13:14:00.000-08:00

So yeah, today is my 27th. Guess where I am? Work. Fuck. But I do have plans for later with friends and wifey, so yay! I promise to spill any and all craziness that may occur for my dedicated followers :) And now, the moment you have all been waiting for: Picture Day!-feel free to comment your thoughts, they would be much appreciated.this is a shot near one of the oldest cemetaries in my

ode to a turkey...

2005-11-25T16:12:00.000-08:00

There once was a bird named Billy, who lived on a farm near Philly.He strolled through the yard, clearly thinking hard, on the correlationof the moon and the stars.Now Billy was a great scholar, for you see he was schooled from a toddler,in the ways of the world afar.He gave sermons on Socrates, helped the cows with their fleas, and at night took walks with his girl Barb.It came one day in fall,

neglecting of the blog...

2005-11-19T15:37:00.000-08:00

And I sincerely apologize. I know how many of you rely on my witty repetoire and snarky socio-political opinions to get through your otherwise mundane existence :)I have been extremely busy and quite overwhelmed with life and stuff. I am glad to say that finally the gods have smiled upon me because our floor project at the new (old) house has been completed and not by my wife or I. I must praise

the return of the useless quiz...

2005-11-10T20:56:00.000-08:00

You Are a Mai TaiYou aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.What Mixed Drink Are You?How You Life Your LifeYou seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed

dude, let there be light and stuff...

2005-11-05T17:12:00.000-08:00

My wife is awesome. She installed 2 new front porch lights by her lonesome last night while I was at work and they are smashingly bright! It looks less like an abandoned crime scene and more like a warm home now.Thanks babe :)

disillusionment running amok...

2005-10-29T19:26:00.000-07:00

Where did we go wrong? Where did the lines between our past and our present become severed? Where is Waldo?I used to believe that this country represented everything that was just and fair about the world; that we were a country who fought for equal rights for it's citizens; that we could be counted on to accept individuality and personal opinion. Boy was I wrong. That may be what we started out

it may become habit forming...

2005-10-28T00:06:00.000-07:00

"Let's keep it simple. First they stole an election. Then—everything else that's not nailed down."- Lee Greenburg, writing to www.tompaine.com.

double double toil and trouble...

2005-10-27T23:09:00.000-07:00

Something wicked this way comes indeed:Syria: The Next Iraq

the long of the short, cha-chita wearing turquoise sequins...

2005-10-21T17:49:00.000-07:00

Whew, it's been a little while since I posted last. Sorry about that guys. I know you have all been just dying to read something profound here. (Yeah right!) Why don't we just go straight to something completely inappropriate? Thought so.There seems to be a certain part of the population in which I am deemed, um, quite appealing. Namely the gay part of the population. Who the hell knows why. I'm

nap anyone?...

2005-10-15T17:18:00.000-07:00

So work is um, how shall I put this kindly? Fucking Boring. So boring i may just strip naked and run around the office screaming obscenities just to get a laugh :) Ok, maybe not totally naked but don't be surprised if I'm pants-less soon.heheheEh, maybe I will just go sleep in my car for an hour. Without my pants.

random bits recorded on my phone while wandering around Wal-mart recently...

2005-10-14T19:05:00.000-07:00

1. Chains, remember to think about chains.2. Entrails hanging from the chandeliers.3. Fake bones of some kind. Remember to think about fake bones.Hmm... I would be concerned I think.

a propensity for panic...

2005-10-14T00:33:00.000-07:00

So, it's now going into the seventh month of dual home-ownership for my wife and I. As I previously mentioned we have had several projects that have taken considerable time to accomplish. I think we are getting close finally to wrapping those most headache inducing of them up. The FLOOR. The GARAGE (aka: kitty hotel). When I married the wife I also inherited a zoo. Albeit a small one, a zoo

hmm, they work now.. go figure

2005-10-07T20:53:00.000-07:00

cool.

well shit...

2005-10-07T20:48:00.000-07:00

Cannot get the links in my previous post to work. Don't know WTF is going on.Damn! They were good too.

supercalifragikickyourass...

2005-10-07T16:02:00.000-07:00

Two things.1: It's turned fucking frigid here!2: Do all public schools suck as much as my town's?Ok, I wanted some cooler weather but this is crazy! It was 90 F last week and yesterday? Yesterday, as I was leaving work my balls booked a flight to Hawaii. I told them I couldn't go. They didn't care. Bastards, both of them.Is it really so much to expect that my child receive a quality education

and the day was long...

2005-10-07T01:57:00.000-07:00

I'm tired, it's 03:57 and I leave work in a few hours. Thank goodness. I promise to post this evening with something witty and socially applicable. Promise. Really.

i am becoming god-like...

2005-10-01T12:52:00.000-07:00

I rock! Not only can i write, I can code. Check out that email link directly to the right. Watch out internet! Here I come!Oh yeah, directly to the right and slightly straight down about 2 inches. That's it.

giving some props...

2005-09-30T20:43:00.000-07:00

Here are a few of the blogs I have been reading. Peruse at your leisure :)1:livin' it up in SF2:say what?3:cool chick in merry ole' England

she said i wouldn't do it...

2005-09-30T02:46:00.000-07:00

Oh the glory that is Toilet-In-A-Box !I believe! I believe! I believe, in the power of all things convenient! A few weeks ago I discovered something so perfectly perfect and long desired by many, I don't know what to do with myself! (GIDDILY SMILING ABOUT THIS)So here we are in the middle of this huge re-conditioning if you will ( it's not really a remodel but you know). So anyway, big-box

oh look, another personality quiz...

2005-09-29T22:48:00.000-07:00

It's kinda fun.. give it a try if you want :)cha took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!"Seeks affectionate, satisfying and harmonious rela..."Click here to read the rest of the results.

god i am so gay...

2005-09-26T13:47:00.000-07:00

Remember that post about the 80's and my love of all things Pat Benatar? 'Nuff said....Come to think of it, I probably shouldn't brag about the number of shoes I own either.You Are 30% Boyish and 70% GirlishEven if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.A bit of an emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're

they're still gross...

2005-09-25T02:21:00.000-07:00

squish.

eeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-25T01:54:00.000-07:00

"Oh my god! There are grubs all over the porch!!!""What?""There are grubs!! Ewww Oh god, kill'em! They're disgusting!""hehe""EEEWWWW!!!!!! (screeched while jumping up and down, fists in the air) Go kill them!!"squish. squish, squish, squish. POP!

musical tasticity...

2005-09-24T18:34:00.000-07:00

I am a child of the 80's!There I said it. I can't take it back and there is no changing it. So let's face the music as it were and move on, shall we? I grew up surrounded by music of all sorts: Creedence, REO, Fleetwood Mac, George Strait, Reba, Poison, Heart, and all manner of flavors in between. My grandparents and my father had their own band and for years summers were spent at cookouts,

grumpy is as grumpy does...

2005-09-23T16:19:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling kinda irritable today. It's busy at work and we are all stressed trying to move goods into and around the hurricane affected areas. I hope everyone remains safe during this ordeal. It has been a rough month for all in this country. I don't know of anyone who has not been touched by this mess in some way. My prayers are with all of you.

sprinklings of purpleation...

2005-09-22T22:04:00.000-07:00

A few months ago, the wife and I lost our fucking minds and bought a bigger house. Our current situation was becoming unbearable due to the size of the house and the size of our household coming to terms with their incompatibility. So in an effort to ease the tensions between the two, we found, fell in love with, and sold our souls to a beautiful 1950's 2-story on 2 tree-filled acres. Freaking

so i got a new phone...

2005-09-17T15:40:00.000-07:00

still grabbing the ankles, but now I can take pictures!

all hope abandon, ye who do not pay attention to thine cell phone plan...

2005-09-16T19:45:00.000-07:00

It's such a wicked thing, that little box attached to our beltloops. It keeps us tied into everyone's business and everyone tied into ours and we love it. Don't we? We love to hate it and to talk about it and compare it to our friends' and we can't do a goddamn thing without it. Can we?"Hey, give me your cell phone, I'll chat at ya." "I don't have one.""What? Your kidding right?""No. And fuck you

choking on bullsh*t...

2005-09-15T16:29:00.000-07:00

I have a problem. It's not a big problem per se. In fact, I would consider it a positive quality but others would probably see differently. You see, I have a tendency to shoot off my mouth with highly astute observations without any form of solicitation by others whatsoever. This is usually not a problem. It gives people a fresh perspective on the topic and a good laugh to boot. But sometimes it

and the winner is...

2005-09-12T00:43:00.000-07:00

I don't know how many more stupid people I can talk to this morning. Seriously, you drive a damn truck for a living and you have no idea how to get from point A to point B?Case in point:piss-ant "I need to know where to get on I-#1 from I-#2."cha "Ok, do you have your atlas in front of you?"piss-ant "What?"cha "I said get out your atlas. Where are you right now?"piss-ant "I'm in some northern

My very first post! My own! Can you believe it?...

2005-09-11T19:31:00.000-07:00

Ok, now that the stupid part of this post is over, let's get down to business :)Let me start with a little background:I am in my late 20's, married, one child.I live in Arkansas. Yes, we wear shoes, most days, especially on Sunday.No, I have no family members who were related before they were married. It' true!And I work, well, I guess it could be described as Hell. Yeah. That's close enough. I'm